I think you should wait 3-4 hours (so not "at her beckon call"), and then text back a modified version of T2L's suggestion: "Sorry, I just got this. Did you get this taken care of? I wish i could help but I have already made plans and I am unable to help. You might want to try Costco or another office to get them."
I think this is a good route to take. Except the part where I say "sorry", frankly I have nothing to be sorry for at this point. I've made my apologies for my part of our problems.
I think I'll text her the number of the place where we got our eye exams and suggest she try to get them to fax the prescription to someplace locally to her to pick up a pair of lenses. If it's about the money she'll balk at this idea or tell me she's now using her maiden name and no longer has any ID with my last name on it.
I don't know what to tell her if that ends up being the case. I suppose I could lend her the money and take it out of what I give her for CS. I'd have to have a receipt though, just to cover my own behind.
Maybe I should tell her: "Be careful of the toes you step on today because they may be attached to the butt you need to kiss tomorrow." lol
Me 43: Her 34 M 08/22/2005 Son born 12/31/2006 Suspicion of EA 10/10/2008 EA confirmed 10/11/2008 WAW 10/13/2008