2008 = Crazy Year (Screwed up 16)

[Puppy Dog Tails]

As was said in a movie somewhere:

"The defacation will soon hit the rotating oscillator"

"Yeah, and the sH%t will hit the fan, too!" -- Gilligan, circa 1967

Again, when your W blows up at you over this (and she will), "less is more." If she asks you why you did this, say "Because I decided I was no longer willing to lie to cover up your affair." or "I told her the truth."

And leave it at that.

Puppy