How is the running going? When were you going to run the full marathon?

How do you like your latest teaching job?

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How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?

Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?

How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says...What is this, a joke?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" If afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why are boxing rings square?

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?