"Wife is down stairs switching a load of laundry out of the washer...just had a sec...yard work....dinner...Giants game...who is this woman???"

Lucky Crickets other half?

Wax on to your Wax off?

I know..

The wife you have been missing.

Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.