Jeez FIB, it's just weird how so many similar things happen between different situations.
I read your post and saw "crest whitestrips" and remembered how I laughed inside one of the first times I was in my ex's apartment and saw a box of these on the table.
There's just a touch of irony in this superficial product, wouldn't you say?
Do what you can to continue keeping things together. Life is about to get drastically different for both of you before too long.
It would be interesting to see if your wife continues to be Megamom and Miss Happy after the divorce.
Blessings,
Bill
"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."