Gypsy, your writing is always amazing.

I even noticed yesterday evening when picking the kids up at a farm that W was looking at me with a weird grin. I of course said some crude humor to throw her off. I was looking at 4 calves and one was suckling a part on another calf. I mentioned something about wondering if they would suckle me if I unzipped my pants. W laughed and said "go right ahead and try".