Second was classic "fix this please". She wanted me to order a cable package for the vacation property in Phoenix. I had looked at it a couple days ago but didn't order. She texts me while I am out last night asking about it. My response, after an hour delay in responding, was "Not sure what's up with that. Will have to look online when I get home".
What, "The Infidelity Channel" isn't on the basic tier out there???