I was looking for a joke I had posted or saved on my computer that you could relate to, but I couldn't find it, so here it goes from memory:
One morning (actually several mornings) everytime the husband tried to have sex with his wife, she would "clam up". She would say "you always want sex, you don't understand a woman's emotional needs, can't you just hold me?"
Later that day, the wife asked the frustrated husband if he would go shopping with her. So he thought if he he did something SHE liked, maybe she would do something HE liked, so he agreed.
She found an expensive dress she liked, and he said "OK, but I think you need some shoes to match" The wife was shocked and happy and found some shoes, when the husband said "I think this sweater would go good with that outfit also" Now the wife was estatic! She found a few more items, and each time the the husband agreed! The wife couldn't understand how nice her husband was being to her and by now felt she was in Heaven. When they got to the cash register, the wife said "OK Honey, give me your credit card" to which the husband responded "Oh no, I'm not going to BUY those things for you, I just want you to hold them, you just don't understand the financial needs of a man"
He will probably have to wait until the spring thaw now
