Playhouse

[Yoyowife]

NC,

Thanks for asking. I'm okay. My service organization is having a fund raiser Saturday night. We raise money for the state children's hospital. I've been busy getting ready for that.

How are you?

[NoCodeBlues]

Just taking it one day at a time, Yoyo. One day at a time. Trying to keep my head above water and dog-paddling like mad.

But I am managing to keep my spirits up and feeling a lot of God's love. That's all anyone really needs.

[kat727]

Hi Yoyo, just checking in to see what you are up to.

kat

[Yoyowife]

Hi Kat,
I'm good, how are you?

Tonight is the HS football game. It is out of town so I will be leaving early to attend it. Hard to believe this is my last year that I have to go to all of the games. I'll miss it next year when my daughter is out of school. She's been cheering forever!

Saturday nght a civic organization that I belong to is having a garden/halloween party. We raise money for the Children's Hospital. We are going all out. We will have a real hearse and coffin as decorations!

What's your plans for the weekend?

[kat727]

Nothing major. My parents are taking the boys to spend the night(that won't be happening much longer with S16 looking for a job). So tonight is just me and my girls. Tomorrow after D9's flute lesson we are going to go find some pumpkins.

Need to spend a little time working on cleaning the house and then Sunday I think I am just going to chill. Would love to be doing more but work on the car + the rental has left my purse quite a bit lighter. Find fun in the simple, cheap stuff!

kat

[JAK58]

Yoyo found you and caught up a little.

All I can say is have you ever watched Bridezillas.

You will feel better about you DD'S ladies!!!

I thought you had a different thread also.

Sounds good here.

Hugs
Thank you for your support.

JAK

[JoieDeVivre]

For those who could use a laugh tonight ...

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot azzhole?' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

[Sara]

My, my,my that is quite a joke!

[theoden]

Yoyo,

How are you?

[Yoyowife]

Hi Theo,

I'm good, how are you?

My weekend was very busy. My daughter had an out of town game Friday night. We didn't get home until 11:00.

Saturday morning I got up early and went and helped decoarte for the Halloween party for the fundraiser. We thought we would be finished in about 4 hours, it took us 7 hours! The party was that night. It was a success. I think everyone enjoyed theirselves. I stayed away from the jello shots! I only had one, they were way too strong for me!

Sunday we covered our pool for the winter and put our deck furniture in storage. After that I went and helped take down the decorations from the party.

I had to come back to work to get some rest! LOL