The one where the booze flows freely (I think its "Surviving the Big D ..."). But you do sound very upbeat given what you are enduring and Lan's amorous propensities never fail to keep up my spirits.
I cannot believe your patience throughout this sir, your W still tries to pin this all on you and you still ignore or don't bite. Her statement re you not communicating ? I'm sorry, is communication not a 2 way thing ?
Well W eventally came upsatirs in in flannelette PJ's, asked me to massage her lower back (I also did her butt) and she promptly fell asleep once she was relaxed.
Lan, I seem to remember not long ago when Border Patrol was hyper vigilant. And then somebody suggested you "stick your neck out"', "take a shot", "make a move", ... I suppose you wanted to warm up the engine before you took her for a spin, but when she's low on gas ...