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[Sugar and Spice]

That reminds me of (the late great) George Carlin's comments about the dog licking himself in front of everyone:

But you're sitting around and talking's nice and the DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS! ... And nobody mentions it.
Spectacular thing going on! If I could reach, I'd never leave the house, man, are you kidding?

Then they say things like, "Isn't he cute? He's taking a bath!"
"He appears to be licking his balls to me, Marge."
Yeah, he's been on that one spot for over an hour now. It's a mighty selective bath.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...thats too funn!!!!