That reminds me of (the late great) George Carlin's comments about the dog licking himself in front of everyone:
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But you're sitting around and talking's nice and the DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS! ... And nobody mentions it. Spectacular thing going on! If I could reach, I'd never leave the house, man, are you kidding?
Then they say things like, "Isn't he cute? He's taking a bath!" "He appears to be licking his balls to me, Marge." Yeah, he's been on that one spot for over an hour now. It's a mighty selective bath.