Thanks for the helpful hints.. but the idea of eating swinging male thingies is a bit too suggestive in my current starved state. I'd prefer the real thing. (Darn.. that came out wrong.. I wouldn't really eat eat it) ((Crap, that sounded even worse!))
Uhhh.. never mind.
*hugs*
PS.. like I've said.. you're twistedly brilliant and bring a smile to my face!