I don't even know where to start with this.

FWIW, I'm a woman.

You know what, I'm not even going through the whole song-and-dance yet. Lemme just ask you this, Tex.

Why would you allow your wife to dictate where you sleep? I don't mean about the snoring, but *punitively*?


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