Hope you get to enjoy that vinted Texas gold someday. They have a good Sauv Blanc too. Haven't tried the reds but I imagine they are up to the task as well.
I won't place a bet on the thread. There's no reason to delete. Just some humorous fiction to bring a smile at the total absurdity, which is where I dwell. In the absurd. It makes laugh and makes the poopy stuff in life not seem so heavy.