I'm All That and A Box Of Tampons

[ernest88]

Oh man, Mikey..

My only suggestion would be to number your previous ex's with Roman numerals (BCC I, BCC II). That way you don't have to update their age.

And how do you know when a woman isn't a passing fancy?

insert elevator music for DAM thinking time



*hugs*

I would rather put their age in the name. I don't plan on updating the age of either after all is said and done. I very seldom, if ever mention the first one and the second is quickly becoming only a person I have to deal with due to my D.

The passing fancy thing?? I don't get that?? I don't understand it. To me their all a passing fancy right now. I have told everyone here and everyone around me that I'm gonna have fun. I've spent the last 8 months in a chitt storm and to be quite honest I'm gonna GAL my asss into oblivion..and that includes dating women..I don't want to "bed" em, I don't want to have a serious R with them unless something develops naturally..but I am gonna have a good time..

NO DAM here Kathleen...

[BobbiJo]

Mike

Hey when you are free from the hangover and out smoking the butt, could you take a second and come slap me around? I haven't had a 2x4 in awhile....

Thanks...don't know if I am being a melodramatic baby or an assertive, no-batchitt-taking woman. But I think you may be able to see which one I am even if my emotions make it hard for me to tell...........

[Gypsy]

Dear me, Mikey..

Seems I am M'Lady of Ms Communication!

The following was supposed to be a riddle:

And how do you know when a woman isn't a passing fancy?

insert elevator music for DAM thinking time

The answer (it was supposed to be a cute thing)

When you don't include their age.


And the DAM thinking in this instance was the image of a guy reading the line thinking.. what in the tarnation does that woman mean now?

*hugs*

I must be speaking from another galaxy!

*hugs*

[BobbiJo]

Good luck on the poker game. Sounds like a testosterone-filled night o'fun. Thinkin of ya.

[ernest88]

Dear me, Mikey..

Seems I am M'Lady of Ms Communication!

The following was supposed to be a riddle:

And how do you know when a woman isn't a passing fancy?

insert elevator music for DAM thinking time

The answer (it was supposed to be a cute thing)

When you don't include their age.


And the DAM thinking in this instance was the image of a guy reading the line thinking.. what in the tarnation does that woman mean now?

*hugs*

I must be speaking from another galaxy!

*hugs*

I suck at riddles. Straight up and to the point for me any day over riddles.

[Racefan]

So Racefan,

If he learned it from you - then maybe you can take TWENTY years off my life! How 'bout that?

Barb

Hey Barbie...

How do you take off age when ones beauty transcends time...

Brian

[ernest88]

How do you take off age when ones beauty transcends time...

that's exactly how I told him to say it.

good job Brian

[sofaraway]

How do you take off age when ones beauty transcends time...

that's exactly how I told him to say it.

good job Brian

do both of you two schmos work for hallmark now?????

Barbie doesn'tneed her asss kissed y'all...... your supposed to be honest and tell her how her posts show what a beautiful person she is.... I would think you two youngens would have learned by now.....

By the way Mike, I can see where you are a box of tampons as well.....


Ian

[lodo]

give him a break, ian - he's still coming down from "Nights in Rodanthe"

[Racefan]

How do you take off age when ones beauty transcends time...

that's exactly how I told him to say it.

good job Brian

Oh you ARE GOOD!!!