I'm All That and A Box Of Tampons

[Distressed67]

OOHHH Mike is slick, he even took 10 years off my age!

SMW

see Mikey knows what makes the women happy!!! LOL

he's no dumbassman44

And he wonders why women are crawling out of the woodwork after him. His voice, his abs, no "he's a sweet talking stud who can melt a girls heart with his pout."

[BarbieDoll]

Hi Mike:

I heard you could take 10 years off a woman's age. So I just want to ask you one thing....

Where do I sign up????

Barb

[3K451]

LMAO!! Let's be cougars.

[Racefan]

OOHHH Mike is slick, he even took 10 years off my age!

SMW

Ask him who he learned all this from....

"flowerywordman45"

[Purple]

Nah...it's Brian who's

[sweet_talking_stud_<insert age here cos I can't remember>]

[Racefan]

Nah...it's Brian who's

[sweet_talking_stud_<insert age here cos I can't remember>]

Ah Sweet Purple you make me LOL

[BarbieDoll]

So Racefan,

If he learned it from you - then maybe you can take TWENTY years off my life! How 'bout that?

Barb

[Arthur]

Just caught up on 2 pages an LMAO.....Another cracking thread from el presidente.....All Hail El Presidente

Mike, how many you got on the go now ? Jees I can't keep up.

Loving the naming conventions by the way. I'l call my OW richchick_32 and STBX BatchittCrazy_XX. i'm not sure what number were up to, please fill in the XX for me. All I know is :

Mike has BatchittCrazy_01 then not sure who's in line !!

[ernest88]

Mike has BatchittCrazy_01 then not sure who's in line !!

nope she's Batchittcrazy44...she's 44 yrs. old hence the number 44.

I went out last night to the festival in my old hometown. Took a friend and his W. We ate good food and drank a few beers. Had a good time. We left there and drove back to our hometown..were we now live and went to a local restaurant to listen to a band and of course drink more beer..we ended up leaving there and going to a club called the "Electric Cowboy" to drink more beers and people watch..we ended up getting in at 3:00am and at the moment I'm pretty hungover..I put the Boston Butt on the smoker at 3:00am this morning so it will be ready for the Texas Hold Em game tonight..last night while I was out my childhood friend happened to call me and tell me he now has me lined up with chemicaloperator44...

I had fun last night. It's about time.

On a side note no emails from cafegirl34 yesterday.

[Gypsy]

Oh man, Mikey..

My only suggestion would be to number your previous ex's with Roman numerals (BCC I, BCC II). That way you don't have to update their age.

And how do you know when a woman isn't a passing fancy?

insert elevator music for DAM thinking time



*hugs*