I spent a year in Iraq as the intelligence officer for a one-star general, but this sh&t just eludes me. I should be able to pick out clues, trails, whatever, but MySpace, Facebook? Like tatoos, just skipped a generation. One of my good friend in Iraq had pages on both of these, and had women in holding patterns waiting for him when he came back to the States.

Trying to give me clues how to find people on MySpace/Facebook is like trying to break the enigma machine code in WWII:

The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.