I guy takes his wife out to practice golfing. She hits the ball and it goes through the window of a big gorgeous house. The husband says "great! I told you to be careful! Now we have to go there, apologize and see the damages."
The two go to the house and see the big window shattered. They ring the bell and a very calm voice tells them to come inside. When they get inside, they see the glass all over and a very expensive looking vase broken from the ball as well.
A very large man is sitting on the couch. He asked "are you the ones that broke my window?" And they explained what happened. The guy says "I'm not mad. In fact I'm thrilled. You see, I'm a genie and was stuck in that vase for a very long time. Since you set me free, I'll grant you 3 wishes but I'd like the last wish for myself." The couple agreed since it's the least they could do.
For the first wish, the husband says "I'd like $1mm per year for the rest of my life" The genie agrees to grant the wish.
The 2nd wish, the wife says "I'd like a mansion in each exotic area around the world and filled with servants so I don't have to lift a finger." The genie agrees to grant the wish.
They ask the genie what his wish is. He says "I've been in that vase for many many years and haven't been with a woman. I'd like to have sex with your wife." The couple look at eachother, talk about it, agree that they're rich now and have no worries. The woman goes upstairs with the genie and they make passionate love for hours and hours.
Afterwards, the genie asks "If I may ask, how old are you and your husband?" The woman says "We're both 30." To which the genie replies "Hmm. And you both still believe there are really genies?!"
