oh, I'm still in total confusion what she sees in me. There's little old me, total average bloke, no car, living at mums, in middle of divorce etc and there's this pretty girl, body to die for, top job where she travels the world, lovely flat, nice car and a touch posh (tho she denies it, we joke about it) and she seems crazy about me.

Hey, I'm not knocking myself, don't get me wrong, I know I'm a good guy and all that, but if you could understand, it's just freaky !!!