Damn Ladies, don't you know hot Chics lay in the movie theaters when Sparks books are turned into movies?? It's like Chicappaloossa..give a sappy old guy a break Figgster..

I can't help it Figgy, call me a wuss..I like Sparks..I'm a romantic dude.

Gypsy...3 stories up?? Wow what a house. Don't you have some daredevil sons that can help you out??