You're lonely? Maybe bored? Suffering from Post House Renovation Syndrome?
Hammers, nails, drills, saws, lumber, paint, sheetrock, mud, tile, plumbing, electrical, putty knives, bandaids, dusty bottles of beer don't do it for you anymore?
The construction site looks too much like a home? Everything seems to neat and clean? Nothing around you can smash pretending it happened accidentally?
Know what you need?
Cleaning gutters.
Oh yes, nice tall, almost 3 stories up gutters. With plants growinging in them. That sounds like fun, doesn't it?
I've got some for you. Don't look surprised! Absolutely! They're yours for the cleaning. And you'd even get a free (FREE) round of golf at the local country club. Now how can you resist that (even if it's in Connecticut)!??!!!
EXCUSE ME?????? I have a set already and I'm happy with what I have thank you very much! Sheesh! What is with you? How can you not like chick flicks? Tell me that you didn't get your girlfriends together to go see Sex and the City.
Damn Ladies, don't you know hot Chics lay in the movie theaters when Sparks books are turned into movies?? It's like Chicappaloossa..give a sappy old guy a break Figgster..
I can't help it Figgy, call me a wuss..I like Sparks..I'm a romantic dude.
Gypsy...3 stories up?? Wow what a house. Don't you have some daredevil sons that can help you out??