when I looked at him a couple minutes later he had my cell phone in his hand.
LOL!!! My H did the same thing. They reach a certain point where suddenly it dawns on them...."Wait a minute, if I cheated on HER, what's stopping HER from cheating on me?"
My H answered my phone when I was driving us somewhere. After he took the call (from one of our kids) he started going through my recent calls and asking me who they were from (umm...the auto mechanic, the dishwasher repairman, etc etc.....). Cracked me up.
Oh, and he's bothered by the Hash because it's dawned on him that one of those guys might actually take an interest in you. Duh.
