I just got on the hotel computer in Jackson Hole, and saw your post. I thought I did a good job on my speech today, and now I am relieved the business part of this trip is over.
Oh, cute story. We flew in on tuesday with just a 15 minute connection in Dallas. We made the flight to Jackson Hole, but our luggage didn't. So we went to the poster session/wine and cheese reception at the conference in the only clothes we had -- what we wore on the plane. So my husband was drinking a glass of red wine, and I had water (getting adjusted to the altitude). Anyway, I started talking to this pretty college student aged girl standing in front of a poster, and she asked why I was here all the way from Tampa. So I told her that I was speaking at the conference. Then she looked at my husband, and he said, "I just came for the sex." I was so shocked that he said that that I hit him on the arm, splashing his red wine all over the only shirt he had. So we left the conference and went downtown to buy some Jackson Hole t-shirts. Our luggage did arrive the next day.