fo sho

and
i just checked online
and
i bought BananaButt a burberry coat (a real one) from goodwill for 15...it's 500 in their catelogue and my minikilt is actually a mini kilt made from the burberry classic cloth, retails for 475 and i got it for 30 (no tag but made in the plant)

who are these people thinking i am a clown

what the [censored] chuck

and

i swear
i need my gay friends to roll up in here and set everyone straight
2 of my friends are fashiony designer types
i know they would approve

they would call it retro chic

stupid stupid small town to make me question my fashionista status

dayum
already

and these freakin clowns

i am going to be all sinead oconner by the end of the day too

and no one up in here as xanax