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what the heck is shikakai?!


I dunno - I just googled Dr. Bonner and cut and paste the shampoo stuff.

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Do I want my hair to be sleek? I thought animals were sleek.


Hmmm... well if animals are sleek and wii looks sleek - he will have that animal magnetism and drive the ladies wild!

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wont I get salmonella?!!!


Well that depends on what you do with your RIGHT hand after hand combing in the conditioner!

I think I need another glass of wine...