I like the eye-closing bit. I love it when I get this one lady at the place where I get my hair cut, because she always washes my hair if I'd been swimming. It feels good to have someone wash your hair. Hey, maybe I can pretend someone is washing my hair if I close my eyes and pour the capful of rinse over my head with my LEFT hand!
Do I want my hair to be sleek? I thought animals were sleek.
And why is a conditioner being certified by the USDA? Does it have beef by-products in it? Is it made with eggs? Do I really want to leave something made with beef by-products and eggs in my hair?! wont I get salmonella?!!!