Today he had to go pick up a check from a new client. I told him what building it was in and I also told him the 3rd floor. I got a call and he said that it wasn't the 3rd so I told him maybe it was the 1st floor. A couple minutes later he called to say it wasn't the 1st either. So I told him that I'd call the reception to see what floor they were on. It turns out they are on the 2nd. I thought it was funny so I called him up and said "hey J, whats the average of 1 and 3?" I got dead silence and then "Jen, just tell me the F-ing floor" LMAO
When I spoke to him a couple hours later he said "you had me going all over the place today" uhuh so? Then tonight when he came by I asked him if he got much work done at the club this afternoon and he said "How could I? I spent my whole time going between floors looking for that check" Dork! I told him "Ay J, look I have the call history...it was 4 minutes total!!"
See that's why he's a DAM
Jen *The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present*