Olive
my freind went through the same thing and just like Bethie said
the judge saw through their plys

it was all bunk

(of course they were both lying so...blech...what a mess)

and

i have to say when i see your name i smile
to not embarass my two growing boys i will sometimes say
olive juice
because it sounds like i love you
but they can pass it off as their mom is a nutjob (which somehow is more preferable to my mom loves me)