On Thursday CEO called the office and told his PA that he'd eaten all the chocolates he'd bought in Switzerland (he was still at the airport). I sent him an e-mail saying "You've eaten all the chocolates?! Unbelievable". This was the subsequent exchange

CEO: It was either that or I come back in a bag. You chose
Me: Are we talking body bag, or some kind of deigner bin-bag based outfit?
CEO: The deathly one
Me: Hmmm, tricky. I'd have gone for the designer bin bag. Sounds like you need some TLC and a lot of Lemsip
CEO: Yep, fading fast......
Me: Hang in there. If anyone can survive this it's you. If I was there I'd mop your brow
CEO: You'd neep a mop, too
Me: Is that because it's really hot, you're really hot or I'm ill?
CEO: It's death rattle fever
Me: Highly contagious?
CEO: Must be, I've had it three times already
Me: Either it's one of the most insidious bugs ever or your immune system is weak
CEO: Both
Me: I'd better get myself a black hat and suit then- you're obviously not long for this worl
CEO: Noooo, boo-hoo
Me: It's a sad day. I'm weeping as I type
[2 hours later]
CEO: I just landed......alive

Yesterday was a normal day at work. We had a team meeting, but there was no flirting during it. Then we went out for lunch as a team with CEO's nephew and CEO's dad. CEO's nephew looks just like him, but is 9 years old. While we were eating, the waiter in there (CEO goes there every day) came and asked if CEO's nephew was our son. I said no, and the waiter smiled and said 'not yet'. He thought I was CEOs wife, which was a bit wierd because I've only ever been to that place 3 times.

In the afternoon CEO and I exchanged the following e-mails

CEO: You're not allowed any of the chocolates
Me: I just had one. They're delicious. Very thoughtful and not too posh at all [office extremely rich girl had complained about them being too posh]
CEO: Tell that to the miserable so and so
Me: No way, that'd be taking my life into my hands. You're clearly trying to get rid of me
CEO: No, no, never
Me: I should hope not. Your waiter friend would never give you noodles again. He asked if I was your wife today.
CEO: So he still lives in hope.....
Me: Assuming I denied it....

Nothing too earth shattering on either day, but the banter is fun.

*sigh* I really wish H would realise that watching someone speak and gazing at them on a night out is a sign of LOVE.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart.
And you'll never walk alone.