H confronted gossip guy (very nicely) and found out that I was right--XOW and her little friend at work are behind the gossip. After our MC session last night, we went out for dinner & did a little planning.
When I got off work tonight, I went to his work and had him paged. (Keep in mind here that some of the patients at this place have Huntingtons and all kinds of other problems that can make it seem like a psych ward--people walking around cussing & drooling).
H took a LONG time to answer the page and I waited there by the receptionist at the front desk. Soon enough, XOW and her little buddy come around the corner. Instead of staring her down or ignoring her like I normally do, I said "Hey YOU!"
Butt-Ugly stopped right in front of me and looked like a deer caught in some headlights. I cussed her like a drunk sailor. I threatend her in some very subtle ways that I knew SHE would understand by using some choice references to her pet bird.
XOW's little buddy runs off for help. Receptionist is standing there with her mouth open in shock. H shows up at the front desk. At this point I am calling XOW a skank whore that should run and hide her slimy self under the rock she crawled out from under.
Little buddy has come running back with the Administrator behind her.
I slump my sholders, look at H and say, "uh-oh....it's happening again!"
He looks at Receptionist and Administrator and (with a straight face) says, "my wife has Tourettes Syndrome. This kind of thing happens when she forgets to take her meds and is under stress". He then glares at XOW.
I have a few ticks and twitched right about then for effect and notice Receptionist and Administrator now looking at me with pity and compassion.
H says to me, "honey, did you forget to take your meds this morning?"
I nod meekly and twich a few more times.
H says, "do you have them in the car?"
I nod meekly again.
He tells Administrator that he'll take me outside and make sure I take my pills. She tells him that's fine and calls me "poor thing".
XOW is still standing there in shock, and quite a few of thier coworkers have gathered around. "Butt-Ugly Skank B***TC", I call say as H was leading me outside.
About 4 or 5 of his coworkers who understood what had just taken place came running out behind us. I kept a straight face, (except for the occassional twitch) until we got to my car. We were all laughing so hard by then. OMG, I was laughing so hard I thought I'd need one of those adult diaper things.
H and & do a high-5 and he says, "oh baby, I LOVE it when you talk dirty!"...which sets us all off laughing again.
DANG that felt good! I wonder if Butt-Ugly is still frozen in place? OMG, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! I'm so proud of H for pulling that off!
