Hi Brian. Welcome to my thread, sometimes also referred to as Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
I wasn't trying to be fascetious in my description of OW....just....accurate. LOLOL, when you post it and I read it again, it DOES sound pretty funny doesn't it? I know what you mean about getting a mental picture though--I often do that when people are telling me things--makes me laugh at innapropriate times when something causes a funny visual. Probably gives me a reputation as a bit of a social spaz too!
Oh believe me--I've had many deliciously evil fantasies of things to do to that woman. I feel that I've used a lot of self-control in not acting out on any of them but there's only so much I can tolerate, you know?
Yeah, Tal, your description was great, I have a pretty good (or should I say baaaaad!) mental picture of OW...UGGH!
Oh she sounds like a real winner...all those alias's, SSNs, what a total fool. Like she could mess with you!!! Oh....if I had the skills!
(is your man completely crazy???? Intuition AND investigative skills )
I didn't know you did that kind of work, but it fits!!! (um...if I ever need your help..... )
From her background and general evasiveness, I wouldn't put a rumour campaign past her. Alas...it could still be stupid echoes from the original saaaaad event.
(You must admit...not much of an OW...not much of an A...I mean this in the best sense possible).
Ok Tal, I know I am so out of line here to ask--but do your tools get simple information like birthdates??? I'm dying to know OW's bday--H won't tell me (not sure what the big deal is)--but I'm convinced it is Nov/Dec and may possibly be the same as H or ME!! I mean why else won't he tell me???!!! I realize I may be overstepping here--and I know curiousity killed the cat..but my nickname has been PI Pam through this and I've found out quite a deal--but can't get that piece of info!!! In fact-I think she was born in Washington or Oregon--and she doesn't have a common name-let me know if you can help and we can take it from there!!!
I really try to put this snooping, PI stuff to rest--but every now an again I get the urge--just so I can rub it in his nose that I can find out stuff! Heck i even subscribed to 2 internet search things--worthless pieces of sh#t! That was a weak moment!! LOL Oh well-live and learn-so back to asking for partners in crime!
LOL you guys! Ok, here's the thing, I don't do the Investigative stuff as a full time job right now--just the Paralegal part. I still take some jobs on occasion, but nothing to complex or time consuming as I do have a 9-5 job.
Yeah, Shiny--H was crazy to even think he could be slick. I don't think he quite realized just how strong my (can't think of what else to call it) 6th sense is. He knows I have done some investigative work. I never told him a great deal about that kind of work that I do, because it can be dangerous and I knew he'd worry too much. He also doesn't know all that much about the tools of that profession:
Talitsa opens her bag of work tools: parabolic listening device that can pick up conversations going on 150 yards away, check; Voice activated 45 hour digital recorder the size of a bic lighter which can also double as a telephone recorder to pick up both sides of phone conversations, check; telescopic 3rd generation infrared night scope, check; CD full of software that sits undetected on a computer, takes snapshots of activity every 3 seconds, logs every keystroke, logs every website visited, logs BOTH sides of chats as well as incoming/outgoing emails--and sends all of this information to the email of your choice (btw, this can, if modified, be sent and installed on a remote computer--but it's illegal to do so "without permission", check; various disguises that can make me look like an old lady, a pregnant woman or even a cable guy with a mustache and goatee and a uniform that says my name is Bob, check; pinhole camera with wireless transmission, check; and gee do you think this old handheld scanner can pick up cell phone conversations once you figure out the right frequency of the cell phone you want to monitor???? Naw...that would be illegal in the US....
I even have done some experimenting with making latex masks for some of my friends in the business. I got a "life mask" of Angelina Jolie on ebay, did a life mask of my friend and then combined the to by injecting adhesive latex between them to give her a custom fit mask!
BTW Pam, those internet search programs are a complete joke. You have to use one of the ones I use that people in my profession/attorneys/repo-men can subscribe to (proof required). It's a pay-per-search thing and very good. The only problem is that you can also pick up other people with the same name in the search so you have to figure out who's information goes to the right person. Finding a birthdate is VERY easy.
I didn't do much snooping in terms of XOW after the initial week. I did as much as I could without setting off alarm bells and taking up too much of my work time.
P.S. Deliciously evil plans have begun. I just ordered some spraypainted black roses to be delivered to XOW at work. The card reads: "Consolations on your failure. Stick to single guys cuz payback sucks!"
Next week, I'll send her a picture of a Pendleton blanket and an invitation from a group of Indian women to an upcoming Pow-Wow to honor her with a "blanket ceremoney".
Yeah, I may get some questions...but let's not forget...we are the third couple THAT I know of that she's done this to! It's not a matter of if someone would want to harrass her, it's a matter of figuring out WHICH po'd Indian woman is doing it.
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