Hi Brian. Welcome to my thread, sometimes also referred to as Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
I wasn't trying to be fascetious in my description of OW....just....accurate. LOLOL, when you post it and I read it again, it DOES sound pretty funny doesn't it? I know what you mean about getting a mental picture though--I often do that when people are telling me things--makes me laugh at innapropriate times when something causes a funny visual. Probably gives me a reputation as a bit of a social spaz too!
Oh believe me--I've had many deliciously evil fantasies of things to do to that woman. I feel that I've used a lot of self-control in not acting out on any of them but there's only so much I can tolerate, you know?
