Quote: I try and try to figure out what the heck H could have possibly been attracted to in OW!!! She's got fuzzy carrot red hair, deathly pale white/blue skin and it looks like someone took all of her facial features and smashed them all together in the middle of her face! I can't see even one aspect of her that he would be physically attracted to! I wonder if he had to dress her up in lingerie, high-heels and put a bag over her head in order to have the "two attempts and one partial-success" that he had in trying to have sex with her.
I know I'm being a bit catty, but if you gave that comedian Carrot Top a sex-change and badly botched plastic surgery.....
You had me almost rolling on the floor laughing. The image I got was just too funny.
Seriously, though, you handled the situation so well. It struck a nice balance between instantly killing him and being a doormat. If it does turn out the the rumour started with the OW, I hope you guys can come up with a well-conceived, deliciously evil payback. Have fun with it.
