A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor? The Doctor replied, It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.
There can be no testimony without a test. I am praying to go through this test and come out the other end with a new and better marriage then before.
OMG, I am laughing so loud that my wayward h has yelled downstairs, what's so funny? Now what I really want to say is, Oh some people telling jokes on a midlife crisis divorcebusting site that I have been on since you have been acting the fool = but I guess I couldnt say that.
What I did say was = wouldnt you like to know. These jokes were hysterical and just what I needed today. Thanks.
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the Traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?' 'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly. 'Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks. Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'
Live your life while you are still living. Riding the trail less traveled.
