A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
Yea yea yea I know I"m late but.....
I totally forwarded this to all the teachers in our school.....
Everyone ROFLMAO'ed
except
for
the
men!!
HAHAHAHA
Change the Policy. Allow PM's Free all of us.
Also some new and improved emoticons would be nice!
