Getting in the book is truly recognition of the unique nature of your work, and the talent you possess. If Santhony delivers on that drink we will all tip our own glasses as a well deserved toast in your honor.
You know, I have my own talent. I am working round the clock on inventing my People Shrinking machine. After I test it you must make me a really small poolboy uniform. I mostly want to perfect my invention so it can focus on individual body parts. Then I think we could reduce M's head to a size befitting his persona. I guess that might also greatly reduce the size of his brain, but it's not like anyone would notice.
Think of any extra funds you arrange for him to provide, as a second job. Getting the agreement and then getting him to pay might seem more like a second career, but it would be fair and appropriate in the end.
Speaking of the "end", I have an idea where we could shove his teeny wittle head after I find out how to shrink it.
