Well since we haven't had a board party in quite a while Lis and I thought tonight looked like as good a time as any. Lis has the music covered and I'll supply the booze. Everyone is invited but you have to contribute something. What's your specialty?
Ok, you know what I want. Hmmmm, what can I bring to the party??? Food and booze are covered...music is covered...Beth will be the entertainment on her slippery pole...why, I don't think there's anything left.
I do so hate to arrive empty handed. I guess I can go down to the corner and see if I can wrangle up any party peeps...
I had to have BB call her mom (sad sack can't call long distance...whatever...so she calls and has to leave a message but that bitchtard could call back...spoke to ehr daughter for 4 mins according to my phone timer and 2 of those were her telling her 5 year old to stop talking because she had to get back to "doing what she was doing")
UH UH we don't need anymore of your recommendations. So far we have been dip and F O O D ??????. Why don't you bring your dummy? No not your H. You told me that you were a ventriloquist remember?