"That was fun, thanks" is about as far as we get afterwards. It is bad form to critique performances afterwards, at least for sex anyway :-)
As for unleashing that sexual monster trapped inside your wife (seen only after liberal doses of particular solvents), don't waste your time. The only reason alcohol seems to work is that it causes her body to release a fair amount of testosterone into her bloodstream. Add to that a dash of euphoric inhibition and the real fun starts - well, sometimes anyway.
'Sexy' is a state of mind, and a turned on woman, of any size or shape, is a sight to behold.
I have wasted thousands of dollars over the years on jewlery, frilly things and anything that she even remotely expressed an interest in. Two Christmases ago, it was about $900 at victorias secret. I think she finally wore a couple of the bras. The rest are still in the original gift bag. Recently, I bought some nice stuff from Fredricks (if you can call it quality, what do I know), then I purchased some really nice gold ankle bracelets/chains, and a gold waist chain. They are still in the original packing. She liked them, but she won't wear them.
We have been waiting for 27 years for her self-image to improve, yet she is already a stunning woman. Go figure.
Like I said, 'sexy' is a state of mind, and nothing short of an epiphany, is going to change my wife. No matter how hard I have tried, I have been unable to phone one in.
I hope you and your wife fare better, but don't give up on the formula.
-NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
