please

i can over ride a starter with a screwdriver
shim up any furniture
darn a sock
and
blow a ditty on a jug

i swang on swings made out of real rubber
can swing an ax and use a log splitter

and
my mom stitched up her own hand (that she cut with a chainsaw) over the kitchen sink with fishing line

redneck or dirt poo

take your pick!!!