You are correct. The Eucharist is not a metaphor
it is one of the things that separates the Catholic religion from other forms of Christianity.

However...mariiage is the joining of two people
they are not one flesh

we are one flesh with Christ

big difference

and

AmyC is not all hell fire and damnation

also
your reference to sarcasm and irony is off
they are not the same thing

if you are so disatisfied with this board then leave
you do not need to insult people to get a point across

because listen little pup
you have much to learn from the big dogs

you can't run with the big dogs when you still whimper like a pup