I tm him after venting to a DB friend via tm and told him "D told me the last time she saw you, you told her 'the girl I live with wants to meet you. Do you want to meet her?' I asked her if she heard you right and she swears she heard you. Can you please tell me what was said?"
Sure enough, he replied "WHATEVER!!!!!!!! I will call you in a bit! I was just leaving work!!!!"
He always says he'll call in a bit but never does.