Have you seen the Malteasers advert where she doesn't feel naughty enough for eating the Malteasers? Aubergine is a Malteaser (wow, that is a completely random phrase!!). They are good at first, then you realise there isn't much to them, the excitements gone when you realise it is no longer naughty to eat them as they are 'low' calorie (well, semi-naughty because you know you shouldn't really be eating them) but at the same time you have to go and flash the office workers to create that added zing. She is a malteaser... and no, before you ask I am not on drugs this afternoon , the above analogy makes perfect sense to me
You, on the other hand, are becoming naughtier with all your talk of woman on woman action, willies and that most disturbing programme I also saw and nearly passed out watching. Do you think you are creating sexual tension there??
Was that a yes to the Verdi, or were you wanting to go with your h (I might have misunderstood whilst getting caught up with paralleling your sitch to a Malteaser advert - sorry Lisa!)
, the above analogy makes perfect sense to me 
