Here is the beauty part. I don't have to ask my overbearing, jealous, insecure wife if it is ok for me to go to the Steeler game.

Yep, and I still want her back... Love is blindness.

Kerry, ewwww ouch the Pooh and de piglet got der claws in you matey. Make em' walk de plank. aaaaaaaaare!

You know what would drive me nuts about her decorating. Everything had to be a swag. Swag here... Twig swag there. I had a coworker that had a wife that was basket crazy. But we can't have our beer can collection in the family room. We can't hold on to the past and keep out every single trophy we ever got.

But here is the kicker. She was afraid of the dark. One night I counted 26 nightlights on.