A favorite of mine.

A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar bear—you know, not part black bear, brown bear, or grizzly bear?”

“Why no, son. You come from a long line of proud and strong polar bears. Why do you ask?”

“Because I’m fuckin’ cold.”

H - 39
W - 38
M - 10 years, Dated 1
LYBNILWY - 5/17/2008
Moved out - 5/18/08
no kids - 2 cats