LOL.

You could also try the shaving cream in the palm of his hand trick...

...or the one where you place his hand in a container of warm water (you might need to preplan for a mattress pad under him first.)

Hugs.

Me: 49
WAW: 47
S11, S7
Years Married/Together: 17/18
Bomb: 6/15/07
Separation: 7/6/07
D: 4/3/09

Real love is a decision.
Marriage is a commitment.