Do you know the joke about the talking dog for sale?
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
Theres a ad in the newspaper: Talking Dog for sale $25 with a phone #. So this guy reading the paper calls and goes the the house with the talking dog. So the guy rings the bell and asks if he can meet the dog. The owner says sure he's in the back watching TV. So he walks in and the dog mutes the TV and says "what's up?" The guy is floored a talking dog for $25! he looks at the owner and says what's his deal? The owner says you ask him. So the guy aks the dog, "Can you tell me a little about yourself?" The dog sits up and says, "Back during 9/11 I was working for the Port Authority and I rescued 6 people. I worked the site for 6 months then got called up to go to Afghanistan. I worked hunting down Bin Laden and helped coordinate air strikes with the special forces. I got injured in a fire fight and came home to recuperate. Ive worked border patrol and made numerous large drug busts. Spent time in New Orleans after Katrina and helped rescue people." The guy goes, "Whoa , whoa whoa just stop!" He looks at the owner and says so why are you selling him for only $25?" The owner says, "Cause he's a big fat liar, he didn't do any of that sh*t!"
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
Im still standin better than I ever did looking like a true survivor feeling like a little kid Im still standin after all this time and Im picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind..
You know your going to tell it ten times by this time tommorrow!
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
Not I .... I need those short one liners!! I can't remember all that!!! Actors, can't remember them, movies not really, scenes in movies ... maybe .... Oh - well actors if they are hot - can remember!!
Me39, XH45 Kids 3 dogs, 2 cats Divorced 6/4/09 Tricky thing is not how you live, but how you live with yourself. (POTC)
Do you know what you call a insomniac, a dyslexic and a agnostic all rolled into one?
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
