I'm not hostile, Phil. And I only quoted what you've said previously about your mom's church. I happen to think your attitude about her church is reflective of your attitude about most things - that only you know what's right and the rest of us are destined to suffer in our ignorance.
I suspect you convey that same ridiculous air of superiority to your wife.
You need to be the ice cream gofer, in my irrelevant opinion.