I will tell you what I did, just a few minutes ago.

Earlier this evening, we had sex. It was pretty quick - about 10 minutes. I still want to make love and it left me pretty dissatisfied.

Rather than wallowing and whining, I decided to try a different tack. I took a book I had recently read, "What Men Want Women To Know" and placed it on a plate along with this hand written note;

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"I love you!

Please read this book if you can. It is NOT an attempt to 'fix' you, rather, it is just to try and enhance our relationship.

P.S. I have included a plate just in case you need to throw food anyway."
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Whatayathink?
-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.