Okay, ms. lwb..

If being upfront isn't working.. then it's time for a different approach.


Load up the couch with boxes on top and around it.

Unscrew all the lightbulbs so he's completely in the dark.

Put rubber cement on the doorknob so his hand will get stuck when he comes in.

Have a friend park their car in your driveway for the evening.

Put a sock on the doorknob indicating you're 'busy'

Take the couch cushions away.

Put up a "Quaratine" or "Crime Scene" tape.

Douse the cushion with water

Hide the remote controls.

Draw designs on his face with a permanent marker when he's sleeping.

OR..

Tell him that you need space at home (no more couch time) as you both move on.

Of course, I can't even talk to my spouse anymore.. so take what I write with a grain of salt.

*hugs*